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A Day In The Life (Part XVI) There Are No Words.
"Well. That was the worst thing that's ever happened to me."
"Me too, Sir."
"Seriously though - have you ever seen anyting so-"
"No Sir. Not ever. And I've lived here for years!"
"Well what are we going to do now?"
"I don't know Mister Buzzy...but I know what I'm not going to do."
"Sleep, you mean?"
"Yes Sir. Every time I close my eyes, all I see is-"
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Inter-office Memo, Confidential, Eyestalks-Only
To: Edgar Brachia
Publlic Relations, OTM
Re : http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/11/photographic-evidence-proves-that-squid-can-fly.php
Edgar:
Drat those kids!
We should have cracked down on those parties a long time ago. I know that fry will be fry, and that cruise ship strafing has always been a rite of passage - heck, I even did it myself, ( Read more... ) -
Dear Miss Mayhem
Upon examining our records we have discovered a 149.95 error in your favor. We have credited this amount back to your account and have added an additional 100.00 credit. We deeply regret any inconvenience that we may have caused.
Might we suggest that you apply your 249.95 dollar credit towards the purchase of the Happy Termite Kozy Kastle*, ( Read more... ) -
A Day In The Life (Part XV) : In Which Jitters Embraces Legalism And I Am Oppressed.
http://nefaria.livejournal.com/
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"Jitters! Jitters! JittersJittersJittersJittersJitters...!"
"No sir."
"Just ONE BITE!"
"No Sir, you signed a contract."
"I did NOT! I lied! My fingers were crossed!! JUST ONE BITE!!"
"No, Mister Buzzy."
"But-"
"No Sir."
"I could just-"
"No."
"If-"
"Sorry Sir."
"No you aren't! You hate it when I get ( Read more... ) -
ANNOUNSEMINT:
I DEKREE THET FRUM THIZ MOMINT OAN I SHALLE BEE REEFURD TOE AZ 'BUZZY, GRAND LORD VIZIER OF THE MOON'.
THET IZ AL.
