the past, like, five night i've had the craziest dreams. i mean, really weirdo. there was the margot/make out dream, then two nights ago i had a dream where this girl who used to be on swim team got REALLY fat and she had 3 kids and i was like, wow.. that makes me feel sooooo much better about myself! honestly, when i woke up, i was a little ( Read more... )

you know that energizer commercial where they have the soccer field and all those people are taking pictures and the camera with the energizer e^2 or whatever keeps going because it's such a badass battery? what's the point of continuing to take pictures when you have seats as crappy as the owners of those superior batteries do? think about it ( Read more... )

just wanted to see ralph ( Read more... )

ha! that was the funniest sneeze ever! my hair flew up and everything! true, it was real wet and gross and.. now.. i'm typing..

oooook. so, moral of that story is don't ever use my computer ( Read more... )

dear lord! susan sarandon is like.. what? i'm sure at least 50, and her legs are AMAZING ( Read more... )

well alright, now that i'm once again on an updating streak, let's wind it down for an entry, as everyone else seems to be down in the mouth and it's got me feeling pooey too ( Read more... )

oh my gosh! so i'm flipping channels, checking out my options before i start a movie, and i happen upon MTV and they're playing that "faking the video" or whatever and i had seen part of one before and they showed a clip of this one guy and he looked very familiar to me but i brushed it off. so, today it was the beginning and they were going ( Read more... )

ooo.. that stings just a little.  thankfully there really wasn't much except for some random, pointless jibber jabber so i'm glad it wasn't more to be lost.  anyhoo.. as i'm not QUITE ready to go back to the paper of doooooom, i will steal erin's quiz/fill out thingy.  please don't read it, live life!  unlike me.. a mere shell of a katie who has ( Read more... )

you know what i don't like? when someone goes into the commode for a long enough period of time to warrant the obvious use of the air freshener but you sure don't hear that glorious sound post-flush. that's just wrong and really smelly, kids ( Read more... )

ok.. so this seemed like a good idea two seconds ago. i just can't get motivated ( Read more... )