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[notsaul]

[So, last night, for the first time in a very, very long time, Annie had felt fear. And this is a girl who has been shot in the face and watched her best friend both die and come back from the dead on the same night. She knows there was a reason for her feeling this fear.

But she was so wasted last night, she can't remember what it was.

Or if she

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[supersizedpower]

Superman would never!

[notsaul]

He so would!

[supersizedpower]

Nuh-uh!

Even if he was into guys, he wouldn't like Luthor. He'd like someone heroic and brave and strong like him.

[notsaul]

... So, Batman?

[sting_like_a]

I don't know who those people are, but color me interested~

[notsaul]

So, like, there's this guy who spends ridic amounts of money trying to capture and kill this other guy, and he basically spends like every waking moment of his life thinking about him.

Thus, he wants to bone him.

[sting_like_a]

Sounds like true love to me! [CACKLE]

[notsaul]

Yeah, well, maybe not love, more like "deep desire to fuck."

[hispalette]

Who's Superman?

NO SON RUN AWAY ;A;

[notsaul]

This dude with a cock that can shatter worlds.

what doesn't freak him out makes him stronger hurrrrr

[hispalette]

Oh.

[notsaul]

Yeah, eyewitness reports say it's pretty impressive.

[heartstar_blues]

"I see you're still hung up on this. Why not just corner him on it and get it the ☠☠☠☠ over with?"

[notsaul]

'Cause he's a dick.

[badend_replay]

"Bang"? Like the sound thunder makes when the sky is angry?

[notsaul]

No, like two people fucking.

[she hands eight year olds beer

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