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[notsaul]

[So, last night, for the first time in a very, very long time, Annie had felt fear. And this is a girl who has been shot in the face and watched her best friend both die and come back from the dead on the same night. She knows there was a reason for her feeling this fear.

But she was so wasted last night, she can't remember what it was.

Or if she

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[sosnarrator]

... What, the American comic book characters?

[notsaul]

Yeah, sure, whatever. [neeeeeeerd]

[sosnarrator]

Why would anyone even care about something like that?

[notsaul]

Because it's really funny to see his face when I say it!

[notsaul]

Only nerds read comic books.

[notsaul]

Those aren't real.

[cawcawroar]

He wants to do what to Superman?

[notsaul]

Have babies with him.

[cawcawroar]

I don't think that boys can have babies together, though... [Or can they? Oh, if only he had his Wilderness Explorer Guide to Animal Life Cycles!]

[notsaul]

Well, he's an alien, so that might change everything!

[weaponsparked]

Who wants to do what now?

[notsaul]

Lex Luthor wants to sex up Superman.

Dude, get with the program.

[weaponsparked]

... Good for them?

Who are they?

[notsaul]

People.

[prodigious_mage]

Is Bang some kind of spell? I wanna learn it if it is.

[RANDOM DRAGON QUEST ALLUSION]

[notsaul]

Yes.

You need a wizard's hat and robe and everything.

[prodigious_mage]

I'VE GOT THOSE! That means I can learn how, right?!

[notsaul]

Well, no.

Actually, wearing those means you will never be able to bang.

Ever.