...can be summarized by the discovery of my Drinking Super Move ( Read more... )

"Her white flesh just underneath the slowly peeling bark
Still tempting me to step in, find her,
And possess her completely."

I don't know about you, but that sums up what I want.

This is just to inform you that I am going to Bonnaroo, and that if I shouldn't happen to make it back, all my belongings will be given on a first come first serve doctrine. That is all. Godspeed.

I graduate in 3 days.
With honors, bitches.

Traveling Through the Dark I Found a Deer

I stubbed my toe
on a hoof
and gored myself
on velveteen antler.
Hemorraging fear
and intestines
into bloodstained, bloodshot,
buckshot eyes -
wide as maple leaves
and just as red -

I disconnect myself
from the beast and stare
down its crimson drenched muzzle,
pierce its wild nature dead eyes,
and feel into its brain.
It ( Read more... )

Shawn-mac-a-don-sophia.
Carry on, carry on, Leia, Leia.
Shh, shh, shh.
Leia, Leia.
She, shh, shh.
1,
2,
4. Shit.

Here is something that sucks: West Virginia.
But more importantly (and specifically) West Virginia's new quarter.
And here's why: on the back of their quarter, where each state advertises some interesting character, symbol, or lietmotif of their history and heritage, West Virginia has a fucking bridge. To simplify that last sentence: "on the back ( Read more... )

...I'm going to go do a little drunken bowling.
Maybe eat some Church's Chicken.
Be jealous - you wish you were as cool as me.

I'm in the process of making a diorama.
It has a Neo-Nazi theme to it.
And gummibears.
Fascism and hatred mixed with gummibears.
It's a pretty sweet diorama.

I want to play Super Mario World.
And beat it.
Again.
Like Steven and I did over the summer.

I, also, want a cinnamon roll.

Someone bring me a SNES and some Pilsbury.