Happy Bithday to Me...

[number_24]

So my birthday's on March 11th. I don't think I want to do anything special though. You hear that, 21?! Get any funny ideas out of your friggin' head! I just want to chillax this year.

Anyway, I'm turning 32. Which totally sucks, because now I'm at the point of my life where I have to start worrying about my age and my future. I mean...am I going

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[number_24]

Y'all like to state the obvious.

[Lock from Dr. Venture and Charles Ofdensen]

Yeah, it didn't seem to work out for Venture and that Ofdensen guy...

I'm kind of hoping that IF 21 and I ever decided to have a civil union, it'd work out better for us than it did for them.

[/Lock]

Btw, how are you holding up?

[number_24]

[Lock from Venture and Ofdensen]

Well that's true. My boss has had me keep files on the both of them, so I would know...

I mean, 21 and I fight a lot, but we always "kiss and make up" afterward. We were like that even before we started dating.I guess neither one of us is very good at staying mad for too long. Not as good as some, anyway.

[/Lock]

Well uh...good to hear your healing, I guess.

[number_24]

Hey, I may be in a relationship with another dude, but I'm not a friggin' girl! Shopping for wedding dresses is for girls.

...congratulations by the way! You two make a really cute couple.

[number_24]

Well sure he *could* but there's no way in hell I could convince him to.

...not that I wanted to see him in a dress to begin with!

[rileyescobar]

... eeeew.

I don't think I even need t'say it, do I?

[number_24]

Hey kid. You're the one who listens to Gangsta-friggin'-licious. I wouldn't be talking.

[rileyescobar]

Hey! Don't be dissin' Gangstalicious! He'll ice you so fast it'll break th'speed of sound.

[number_24]

Ice me at what? A gay-contest?

[monarch_the]

Oh god I can't believe you're talking about getting married

I have no idea. We've got a copy of the manual in the kitchen under the phonebook.

[number_24]

What? I'm just curious! It's not like I'm... planning my hypothetical wedding or anything.I just like to be well researched on my job, is all.

Soooo would such a topic be under "Your Henchmen and You", or "Don't be a Jackass; Follow the Rules"

The index is not helping me out at all.

[monarch_the]

Try the first one.

[number_24]

Well I give up! I guess no one at the guild ever thought this might be an issue.

Do you know what the official Guild web address is? Do they even have a web page?

[cloneofarc]

I don't see why it would be a problem. Aside from the obvious issues you'd have with society. I'm sure that there's a high percentage of superheroes and villains that are gay.

They do wear tights after all. I don't even own a pair of tights and I'm a girl.

[cloneofarc]

That or they've got a run in them.

I don't even get why that's necessary for their costumes. I doubt they're very protective in battle. But cheerleaders wear them, and I know how much they have to go through.