Comments | number_24: Not So Happy Birthday >:(

number_24

Not So Happy Birthday >:(

Mar 11, 2008 22:58

21, remember when I told you not to throw me a party? Like, on a billion separate occasions?

Well, obviously not, because otherwise you wouldn't have thrown me a fucking party!

And "party" is putting it lightly...this is a fucking RAVE!

Seriously, half the people here are people I don't know. And I don't want to know them! The entire Cacoon is filled ( Read more... )

suckage, birthday, party

Comments 35

gmilf_lover March 12 2008, 04:39:14 UTC

Whys dats i'm never arounds when gooders things happens?

Likes the cars wash and nows dis?

number_24 March 12 2008, 10:15:20 UTC

21 said he invited you guys, at least that's what I think he said...

gmilf_lover March 12 2008, 12:32:58 UTC

Waits?
When it was its?

number_24 March 12 2008, 18:50:02 UTC

http://number-21.livejournal.com/2439.html

If you still want to come, you might as well. At least everyone else is having a good time.

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number_21 March 12 2008, 18:59:55 UTC

Dude, that party was tops. You HAVE to admit it was amazing. I mean come one almost everyone I invited regarded you exist. Thats pretty good for a crowd of hundreds. Not my fault your becoming a sch-tickler in your old age.

number_24 March 12 2008, 20:37:31 UTC

Okay,

For one, I seriously doubt anybody knew they were at the party, let alone me. For two, the boss is even more pissed off about the party than I am, so now we're both screwed. And third, you were so busy getting trashed with your new friends that you totally ignored the fact that I was miserable !

So no; the party was not tops!

And EXCUSE ME?! I'm an old fart now? You'll be 30 sooner than you think, buddy.

gooddoggy March 12 2008, 19:43:21 UTC

Sorry your birthday party wasn't much fun for you, I'm sure it was the thought that counted.

Happy Birthday anyway.

number_24 March 12 2008, 20:24:05 UTC

Thanks.

I guess so...wait, I take that back. If he thought at all about what I wanted, he would have remembered that I flat out said that I DIDN'T want a party!

gooddoggy March 12 2008, 21:08:32 UTC

Well... yeah. But you only have so many birhtdays when you're young enough to enjoy them. You may as well actually celebrate them, and you should enjoy that so many people wanted to come celebrate it with you. He obviously thought it was a big of enough deal to try and make it special for you, even if you were reluctant about it.

I bet after awhile, when you think back on it, you actually had fun.

number_21 March 14 2008, 03:30:16 UTC

Your damn right. Thank you good SIR!

monarch_the March 12 2008, 19:52:50 UTC

....I'M AWAY FILLING OUT GUILD PAPERWORK... FOR THREE FUCKING DAYS.... AND I EMERGE FROM THE SANCTITY OF MY ROOM... TO FIND VOMIT STAINS, DRUGGED UP NEW AGE WEIRDOS AND A GROUP OF 'HOMEBOYS' JAMMING OUT TO SOMEONE SINGING ABOUT BOOTIES! OH! OH! AND I ALMOST FORGOT-- NOW HANK FUCKING VENTURE IS BLEEDING ON MY FLOOR.

...

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IF YOU DON'T FIX THIS RIGHT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO SING SOPRANO FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

number_24 March 12 2008, 20:26:10 UTC

How is this my fault?! I told him not to throw the party!

Please don't kill us yet! I've called an ambulance and I pulled out the carpet cleaner.

See? All better!

...right?

monarch_the March 12 2008, 20:39:55 UTC

Oh both of your asses are on the line for this, DON'T DOUBT IT!

And no this is not 'all better'! Gah, you-- nnnngh... god I'm going to have a fucking anuerism... talk to me when Venture's kid is out of here and I can walk through the hall without smelling beer and stomach juices!

dr_t_s_venture March 12 2008, 20:57:03 UTC

What the hell is going on?? Don't you have any control over your idiots!?

I should say you're in big trouble because you're supposed to leave us the hell alone!

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mystikmanky_7 March 12 2008, 22:01:23 UTC

happy birthday anyway? ^____^' heh heh. i'm sure there's a silver lining somewhere in there....