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a family of curves
Thing one: Walking down the hallway, I happened to overhear my neighbors making a noise, that I (previously) thought could only be made by a human throat when having sex or watching college football ( Read more... ) -
my love, i came to you with best intentions
Happy Memorial Day, dudes!
I'm ashamed to admit it, but my plans for the day are all things like: watch Torchwood and Supernatural vids, catch up on the last season of Friday Night Lights, finish The Blind Assassin, and be ridiculously upset that I can't get SimCity for my mac ( Read more... ) -
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I have cramps and there's a centipede in my house. This is not an auspicious start to the week, dudes. -
some sort of epic grandeur
I went out and was quite productive this afternoon. (Disclaimer: this is what I always say, but it's total crap. I'm never productive on weekends.)
Then I came home and lounged on my patio for hours, eating mini pizzas (so many mini pizzas) and reading The Sun Also Rises and Arrival City.
Arrival City is fascinating, and while I'm far from ( Read more... ) -
it's almost a tale of misdeeds [aka #1,029 on the list of stupid shit I've done]
First off: I have jelly beans on my profile page now - because jelly beans are A-MAY-ZING, and so is berrygold who supplied them. (Woo, thanks!)
You know, I spend a ridiculous amount of time each month thinking on the following question: Do other people do as many embarrassingly stupid things as I do? it seems unlikely as no one seems to have as many ( Read more... ) -
it's the shade of her lipstick, so hick I love it
I found an apartment (thank you, oh god of rental accommodations) and have scheduled movers to come pick up my stuff on Friday (at nine o'clock in the morning, what was I thinking?).
Of course I haven't even begun to pack. Which is problematic as I'm working all day tomorrow and I haven't even pulled out the cardboard boxes yet. In fact--- I'm not ( Read more... ) -
reason 293 I hate having my hair cut
I had my hair cut today (sort of horribly actually, she completely mucked up the layers and now I have some bastard child of the Rachel and a mullet) and it was the most awkward haircut of my life. To fully understand, you need to know that every haircut is awkward for me - I hate salons because the smell of all the product gives me a headache and ( Read more... ) -
hurricane drunk
When I was in college I used to have a playlist of songs for those nights when I needed to stop procrastinating and write a paper. I don't remember what songs I used, other than a lot of shit by The Doors and Led Zeppelin. I think my roommate came home one night to find me dancing to Houses of the Holy and sticking post notes on every bit of wall I ( Read more... ) -
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
Guys, this is such an awful week, preceded by an almost equally awful week; all of which is apparently to be followed by a weekend of snow. Here, I thought it was spring. Damn the calendar for lying to me ( Read more... ) -
you know, I'm so sick of congress I could vomit
Dear diary ( Read more... )