Ah, my brand new apartment.... I loved you so...

As I sit here and watch the sewage pour from my bathroom drains and slowly make it's way into my kitchen, I can't help but think, "Yep, this is how it's meant to be."

My life. An ocean of shit.

Have you ever had one of those fantastic "radio moments," where you turn on the radio just in time to hear a sentence midway through that ends in a manner impossible to put into anything other than hilarious context? Tonight when I turned on the radio I heard ( Read more... )

As I sat down to read the news this morning I found a news story about the top music videos of 2009. I'm not at all a music video junkie, but I thought the #1 video was incredibly cool, so I figured I'd share it. Odds are a lot of you have already seen it (apparently it's from very early in 2009), but even so, it's worth a watch. Leave a comment

My coworker's husband sent this to her at work today. I am absolutely convinced that this is fake, and I hope for the sake of humanity that I'm right. I don't know how to imbed videos, so I'll just post the link ( Read more... )

I just rolled out of bed, turned on the computer, and checked the news. Imagine my surprise when the top story was ( Read more... )

I'd like to take this opportunity to commend the City of Cleveland for taking maintenance laziness to new and exciting extremes. At 1 pm today Dave and I discovered an exploded water main outside my apartment down the street a bit. I have no idea how long it had been like that, but there was an orange barrel sitting on the geyser. It is now 8pm ( Read more... )

Yes, I know, I only post like twice a year, and it's always something stupid and pointless. Good news, today is no exception ( Read more... )

Someone just stole my laundry. Yes, my laundry. They opened the dryer in the laundry room while it was running and took all my towels (but left my clothes). I didn't realize it had gotten that bad yet.

This Nuos,

Has a happy face.

Intergalactic domestic disputes. You can't find drama like that on TV.