My mom sent me the funniest email this morning.

( PRICELESS )

Use with caution.

Very long, informative article on my new trick! Read at your and your significant others' pleasure!

ETA: So not work safe, has demonstrative pictures and animations.

To all those crazy LJ friends who responded to my previous post. I will post the article when I find it. I might have to wait until I get home late tonight ( Read more... )

Well this is in response to all the dirty, naughty curious people *cough, gryffindor_phan, cough* who want to know how I rewarded my hubby for the flowers. Now it is not that I would not normally give him a blowjob, in fact like my friend J, I love to do them. So on to the dirty, naughty, smutty story.

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My family is so dirty. My sister called me and I was telling her my hubby sent me a large beautiful purple orchids at work. She immediately asked me if I had to "do" (i.e. blowjob, like that would be a burden, ha) anything for them. If she had been in front of me I would have smacked her. Hello!! I am usually the one instigating the hand jobs and ( Read more... )

( Trying to make myself laugh. )

I am not dead. But I sure felt like it on Sunday. I apparently got the flu. My fever topped at 103.5. Well I have not gone to work this week. I was ready to go today but my boss told me to stay home one more day and rest up some more. I have no more fever but I have a really bad nose problem. I did not eat much either so I still feel really weak ( Read more... )

Sorry it has taken so long. I was reading a rather large book and I got hooked and have not been on the internet at all. So here is the answers to that lies in the Truth thing I did back on ( Thursday last week. )

Gacked from goldie_black

You Are 49% Pure!

0 - 19% Pure: If you haven't tried it, it probably hasn't been invented yet ( Read more... )

Gacked from tempest_chanPost 15 facts about yourself, but 4 of them have to be made up. Everyone then guesses which are the untrue ones. Then, post this on your journal and see if I can guess which ones you're bluffing about ( Read more... )