Why does my roommate always wait until Im naked to talk to me?

DdarkoCreep: hey i see how things are ( Read more... )

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About a half an hour or so after we get kicked out of Matt's bed.

wo Nderland476: obviously we lied about being sleepy so we could cyber sex
FlaccidFlamingo: Hahah, you caught me.
FlaccidFlamingo: I am just feeding an addiction.

My shoes smell like cat piss.

I havn't been around a cat in weeks, sadly.

I'm pissed.

I hate cat piss.

I don't reply to chain mail ( Read more... )

So everyone knows that I'm majoring in Aerospace Engineering. If not, you are now in the loop. And everyone knows that I am taking silly classes that relate to engineering. And everyone knows that I attend these classes with silly engineering boys. They are not much to look at, but every now and than, they do have their entertaining moments ( Read more... )

For the past few weeks I've been eating cheerios for breakfast. They were good, they served their purpose. But yesterday I was at the store and I bought Honey Nut Cheerios instead. I thought cheerios were good, But honey nut cheerios are very good.

Isn't this the most intersting and informative shit that you've read today?
You know it is. Don't

My roommate's puerto rican family has returned ( Read more... )

I think this is my first ever survey. Good God I must be bored ( Read more... )