Dear LiveJournal,
My sick wife just asked me to bring her orange juice from the grocery store. That's it! I want out of this marriage! There's a whore down the street that won't ask for orange juice.
PS - She just asked for feminine products as well. It's really over now!
PPS - Spoilers below.
*Just kidding, people. This was a joke made up from
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