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I just spent an entire week trapped in a dirty well. The flood water allowed me to swim to safety.
In addition to a week of my absence, the café has also suffered damage from flooding. That is not what I hoped to come back to.
I hope I never have to experience that again.
Note to self: Dr. Robotnik is not to be trusted. -
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These cuckoos will not stand still long enough for me to remove their moustaches... I am almost curious for what these mysterious vandals will think of next. I hope the paint is not poisonous. -
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I have been volunteering to help clean up the museum. People continue to show disbelief in my enthusiasm for unpaid volunteer work.
It was very difficult to gain entry. I understand it is a crime scene. But that does not excuse pork rinds left on the floor for unsuspecting passerby to possibly slip on and become paraplegic or worse. -
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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You are quite strange indeed. However, do not fear, for you will find love.
I am not sure what this is supposed to mean...
So, is it true that Mario is here? I... miss his company wonder what he has been up to. -
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I find some of WarioWare's newer games to be... quite disturbing!
It makes me wonder what must be going through the employee's minds as they create these games. -
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With seasonal changes in temperature, my workload is increasing drastically. Warmth breeds filth very well, unfortunately.
But as I work, I cannot bear to see so many people walking by, sweating and suffering in the heat. I saw one woman walking her pet chain chomp, and the poor thing was nearly red.
Perhaps a lemonade stand is in order? -
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I have been instructed to record my activities in an online journal. "Blogging" is apparently the latest trend in this city, and Professor Gadd feels that it will help me connect with humans. Proceeding with prose generation ( Read more... )