co-author: une_fille

Glee. 4,451 words. Puck/Santana, Puck/Rachel. After all the shit they've been through, he realizes he probably wouldn't be the man he is today without her. Which is kinda fucked. Title stolen from the Air song, Playground Love.

Authors' Note: OKAY, SO. First and foremost, PUCK AND SANTANA SAY A LOT OF REALLY INAPPOPRIATE SHIT. Please ( Read more... )

Glee. 308 words. Puck/Rachel. OOPS I DID IT AGAIN. I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART. GOT LOST IN THE GAME. No really, I have a problem you guys...I can't make myself stop writing these. So, blah blah blah, fake drabble, same preface as all the others. BUT CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED: venturing beyond this point puts you at extreme risk for cavities. I'm not ( Read more... )

Glee. 2,237 Words. Puck/Rachel. VALENTINE'S DAY TREAT FOR ALL Y'ALLS. Another established relationship fic in the same "universe" as my others, but unequivocally says I'm not allowed to call it a drabble. Warning: it's kind of cracked out? I DON'T KNOW. OKAY ALSO, UNE_FILLE IS BASICALLY MY CO-AUTHOR BECAUSE 90% OF WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS WAS HER IDEA. There are stuffed ( Read more... )

Glee. 2,320 Words. Puck/Rachel, Puck and Finn being BFFL. Another installation in my series of drabbles/ficlets (that are really just fic in and of themselves) wherein I turn Puck and Rachel's non-existent relationship into a long-running romantic comedy sitcom. Needless to say, this is totally AU. And as usual, R because someone needs to wash Noah ( Read more... )

Glee. 284 words. Noah Puckerman and his baby sis (plus a lil Puck/Rachel established relationship). Okay so basically my brain has become a giant Puck/Rachel romantic comedy. I'S SORRY. Except not really. HERE'S ANOTHER TO CHALK UP TO THE GROWING LIST, except this time I think it's closer in length to an actual drabble. According to unequivocally and une_fille Sarah's ( Read more... )

Glee. 1165 words (LOL I clearly don't know the meaning of 'drabble'). Puck/Rachel established relationship fluff, R for language and...Other stuff that is not necessarily seen but aluded to. une_fille's an enabler! She wanted Mr. Shue walking in on Puck and Rachel, SO HERE IT IS. And since I haven't given a disclaimer in a while, none of these characters ( Read more... )

Glee. 822 words. Puck and Rachel, established relationship. THIS IS PURE FLUFF (SURPRISE SURPRISE.) I blame it all on unnecessarily long (AND AWESOME) conversations with une_fille, and unequivocally's utter existence.

In the Stacks

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( B-Sizzle. You and me behind the bleachers in ten. Leave your skirt, you won’t need it. )

Glee. 6,590 Words. Puck/Rachel. Five Six times Puck realizes Rachel Berry has him wrapped around her little finger (and he sorta doesn't mind). Prompt compliments of mstatertot and eternal thanks to hariboo_smirks and une_fille for basically existing. Title nicked from Jens Lekman. (Why am I so unoriginal?)

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When I Said I Wanted to be Your Dog

when i said i wanted to be ( Read more... )

Glee. Puck/Rachel. 5,845 words. Prompt from xxtisheryxx : Five times Puck gets Rachel to break the law and the one time they get caught. Title nicked from The National.

Patterns of Fairytales

everything we ever planned to ever do.

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( He reached into his pocket and pulled a Swiss Army knife out and held it in front of her. “All you gotta do is take care of the front tires, okay? I’ll do the rest.” )

Glee. Puck/Rachel one-shot. 4,008 words. R for language and vague glimmers of other things, but I don't write smut, so. Yeah. Sorry?

I got the itch to write something before Sectionals comes and shakes up my Glee world view, so this is basically a haphazardly compiled story chronicling what I think should have happened/should happen between Puck ( Read more... )