EDITED: I'm redacting the rant I formerly had here, because the guy who was being a dick has sincerely apologized ( Read more... )

In honor of the holiday, let me show you some random weirdness that my dark master The Internet showed me ( Read more... )

The other day, I got a porn spam email with the following title line:

She is ready to do anything to touch your stick. With doom.

What does this even mean? Is she proposing a three-way with a certain Latverian dictator? Does she carry some entropic curse? Or some hand-based horrible extra-dimensional STD? I'm so confused!

Y'all are lame.

That is all.

But I had to share:


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Okay, here's the deal. Thank you to Joel (holyscapegoat) for agreeing to host at his place in Grand Ledge ( Read more... )

In honor of tonight's debate, here's a great quote from an ARTICLE from the Huffington Post addressing McCain's worse-than-useless posturing on the bailout bill this week:

"Bush is no diplomat," said a Democratic staffer, "but he's Cardinal freaking Richelieu compared to McCain. McCain couldn't negotiate an agreement on dinner among a family of ( Read more... )

So, next Thursday (Oct 2nd) I turn 36. I can't say I thought I'd make it this far, and I'd like to have a birthday party for the first time in many years. I managed to get next Friday off work, so I have a three-day weekend ( Read more... )

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Here, please watch this excellent Daily Show clip featuring a number of Republican operatives desperately backpedaling on the issue of sexism in the media. Make sure you wait for the extra special guest clip at the end.



HERE is a direct link to the Comedy Central page displaying the clip, in case the embedded version doesn't work.

This is more to save the link for myself, but I'm sure you might get a kick out of this as well:

Worst Album Covers


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