It's been over a year since I've used this thing.  So much has changed.

I moved in with Nick. We moved out. We fell out of love.  We broke up.  We don't talk.

I met someone new.  We dated.  He got me into a car accident that nearly killed me, caused a 3 mm chip off my T11.  Oh, and did I mention the whole time we were dating he lied to me about ( Read more... )

 i'm moving out of my mother's house! 
move in date is august 7th but i work and i need money so technically i won't be in til that weekend... but regardless  i'm super excited!
hooray hooray!

i had my gall bladder removed laproscopically today.
my stomach is killing me now, i'm super sore, and i have 3 incision spots.
but i'm definitely relieved.
and hopped up on darvocet.
i just hope everything goes as planned and i get better quickly.

and this is going to seem super lame but i'm kind of over it.
i adore my boyfriend.
not only does he put up ( Read more... )

i have been much better since the last few posts ( Read more... )

yesterday evening i  had seven boys aged 4-6 years old yank down my pants and expose my downstairs situation to my workplace.
it was humiliating.
but now, kind of humorous.

happy fucking mothers day.
so this is another way that hallmark tries to rape us.
by making us go out and buy cards and gifts and shit to prove to our mothers that we love them.
big fucking deal.

so when i ask my mom like 3 weeks ago what she wants and she responds with "nothing!  just be nice and help around the house.  i dont need or want anything." ( Read more... )

 my birthday is tomorrow ( Read more... )

I have a new puppy.
Her name is Tequila.
She's so friggin cute.
Somehow, one of my cranky old neighbors found out about her.
We're only supposed to have 2 dogs in our condo, so of course they write the association.
We have 20 days to figure this shit out.

I'm so mad.
Honestly.
These miserable old people.
Alright, look I"m sorry you're old and crippled and ( Read more... )

So, the last entry was on Friday morning before my endoscopy.
They couldn't find anything wrong, so they put a stint in one of my ducts around my pancreas.
I got home around 4 PM.
Around 8 PM i couldn't stand up or sit up because I was in too much pain.
I went back to the ER.
They drugged me up and I got checked in as an inpatient.
I apparently was ( Read more... )

I feel like hell ( Read more... )