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[oh_vanity__]

Dear dancers:

We get it. You're dancers. Now put some fucking pants on. I am sick of seeing you wander around campus in tights and ass-hugging sweats. We ALL KNOW you are dancers. Stop with the constant reminder. You look pretty rondo.

Hate you,
Kevin

P.S. If I see you wearing clogs or sandals one more time I will pop you.

Comments

[dory2250]

AAAHAHAHAHAHA words cannot express how much i love you

[oh_vanity__]

I feel just the same. You'd want to kill them too. It's not logical.

[theatre_angel]

You should definitely kill them all. ♥

[oh_vanity__]

Violently. With EXPLOSIONS.

[theatre_angel]

Remember when your username was __nessarose__. :-D

[oh_vanity__]

Yes. Then I got tired of explaining that the book kicked ass and the musical was shit.

[night_at_last]

HEY!

We're dancers. We dance a lot. We are too lazy to change after class because we sweat for several hours a day. I know I do not go to your school, but I still feel entitled to defend them.

Clogs and sandals are ugly. Crocs are uglier. Why do I have to come from the place where they originated? They are just so disgusting!

[oh_vanity__]

Trust me, you wouldn't defend them if you were here. If you can spend an HOUR re-doing your hair, you can put pants on. They don't OWN pants, some of them. I swear to god. They don't own a basic pair of jeans.

They are. However you redeem the place of their birth :-)

[marshesandbards]

Your song post reminded me of Star Bellied Sneetches, and now I am reliving the world of Forensics. Thank you Kevin. Thank you. :)

[oh_vanity__]

It's actually based on that. It's by a feminist punk band. Basic gist of it:

"Star bellied boy, different from the rest
You're so different from the rest?
Prove you're different from the rest
You're no fucking different than the rest"

[marshesandbards]

I feel special :)