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Dear dancers:

We get it. You're dancers. Now put some fucking pants on. I am sick of seeing you wander around campus in tights and ass-hugging sweats. We ALL KNOW you are dancers. Stop with the constant reminder. You look pretty rondo.

Hate you,
Kevin

P.S. If I see you wearing clogs or sandals one more time I will pop you.

Oh, by the way,,

WAGNER '11.

( Grindhouse, spoilers abound )