so today was my grandparent's 60th anniversary and we all went out for lunch. 
bless my grandma for putting up with my grandpa for that long.

don't get me wrong, i love him to death, but he's a bit of a kook. which is only made worse with the onset of his 80+ years. in fact, our waitress caught the brunt of it today. she was introduced to all 14 of ( Read more... )

now whip it! whip it good!
i love spending friday nights dancing in the aisles of lhs to devo with my best friend.
and don't forget sclub7.

ahem. presenting:
the seven "official" attributes of the pillsbury doughboy.

1) his skin must look like dough: "off-white, smooth, but not glossy."
2) slightly luminous, but no sheen.
3) no knees, elbows, wrists, fingers, ears, or ankles.
4) rear views do not include "buns."
5) walks with a "swagger."
6) stomach is proportional to the rest of his body.
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LET'S GET SENTIMENTAL!
PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES!


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x-men 3?
holy shit.

i wasn't a big fan.
but wow.

i don't want to get old.

but when the time does arrive, i will coordinate a mexican fiesta outfit with my equally geriatric husband for a night out on the town to don pablos. yeah i actually saw that yesterday. it was cute beyond belief.

speaking of don pablos, we were there for jimmy's 18th birthday celebration. jimmy matthew me his parents and ( Read more... )

paula abdul went on air with her co-host on qvc completely drunk and rampaged the studio?
finally, the world is at peace.

today alex sasha benkman and i walked down to the store after school (in the sweltering 90 degree heat) to the scummy little dollar general and discovered that reeses peanut butter cups now come with peanut butter chocolate. doesn't that defy the purpose of having peanut butter in it? i mean why not buy just solid chocolate or something. we debated ( Read more... )