So, today Dave and I bought a tandem ocean kayak. We bought it despite the fact that we managed to flip it twice. The first time I bumped my head on a very large and sharp submerged rock. Following the blow to my head I swallowed a fuckload of ocean (also known as "nature's bathroom") and almost drowned. The second time Dave ended up a good 50 ( Read more... )

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It's spring break. Due to the fact that, in their infinite wisdom, the Army decided that Dave would go play in the woods this week, I have nothing to do. Except fix the furniture I destroyed the last time Dave was deployed, go to the gym and sit on my ass. So, naturally, I promise myself that I will write at least 5 of my short papers this week, ( Read more... )

I want to gnaw my own leg off. I bought the yummiest body wash today (actually it's a combination shampoo/conditioner/body wash, but who wants to actually put that on their hair? SCARY!). It's called Cinammon Buns by Philsophy, and when you use it it smells like you just turned yourself into a freakin' Cinnabon. I literally wanted to eat myself ( Read more... )

ME!! Of course. It is now the beginning of the 5th week on spring semester. Out of 16 classes, I have been to... 8. I think. Oh wait, I'm still shooting better than 50%, because one was legitimately cancelled! Go me! But seriously, I need to develop some motivation. Now. Or better yet, yesterday ( Read more... )

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So Dave and I are at The Shack, because for some reason we felt like eating massive burgers (or was it because I didn't feel like cooking? Hmm...). The waiter comes up with our food and starts to give all my food to Dave. We tell him it's mine and he thinks we're messing with him because, "Wow, I've never seen a girl order this!" Apparently ( Read more... )

While Angus, my black cat, has long been known as the "Beef Kitten," Charlie, the grey kitty, has so far gone without a nickname of his own. But no more. Charlie shall henceforth be referred to as "Toilet Kitten ( Read more... )

Can anyone tell me why random Army guys at Schofield gym (aka Gym O' Joe) feel the need to hit on me after I've been working out for two hours, can't breathe and smell like crotch?

OK, Oahu is an island, which by definition is surrounded by WATER... Water full of FISH... And yet, you're not allowed to fish ANYWHERE ON THIS ISLAND! What is that about? Well, OK, so there's this one research pier up by Kailua that you're allowed to fish off of, but only from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., hours when you're sure not to actually catch any ( Read more... )