Today I was reading some political policy information on Centrists.org, as well as on the Libertarian Party website. I don't really agree with the Libertarians, but they have well thoughtout policy articles on their website. Anyway, it seems that the average American's personal income is $35,000 per year. It also turns out that if Social ( Read more... )

Guess the gender of this person and comment with your answers.

Sorry it's sideways, I'm lazy.

In the immortal words of my American literature teacher:

"Love dies. Herpes is forever."

I smell a rape.

I smell a counter-de-anti-un-cross-rape.

The reason I don't have a girlfriend isn't because my standards are too high -- its because all the girls' standards are too high.

Dr. Gevirtz was being evaluated today by Dr. Williams, so we actually had homework in BC Calc. Two problems. Knowing Dr. Gevirtz, I thought this would probably take the better part of the night ( Read more... )

So, today Dr. Gevirtz showed us an anti-derivative problem that is impossible to solve by hand. It can only be done on a calculator. He entered it into his calculator at the beginning of the class, but 50 minutes later, it still was not done.

"Ok, well, I guess I'll have to put this on the test..."

[ Note: The following is a blantant and acknowledged attempt at bragging rights ( Read more... )

"All night long ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !" (While thrusting hips back and forth.)

I've heard you can't buy love, but I know you can buy lovin', and isn't that the same darn thing?

(Confused about the plethora of exclamation marks? Count

If you have a problem with this, you have a problem in general. But I suggest you get over it.