If you want to ban any books what so ever, you are a fucking whore.
Seriously. Fuck you.

From Slate's "The Papers ( Read more... )

When I needed to know in which episode of South Park fourth grade teacher Miss Chokes-on-dik died, I turned to the only source on the internet whose brave and noble foray into user-generated information could be trusted to provide accurate and accessible information of the type I needed.

Thank you, Wikipedia. Now I know.
Now I know.

"Angela's Ashes: it ruined the word 'excitement' for me forever."

Anytime I hear a woman say the words "All I want is..." I know I'm about to hear one thing she wants out of roughly twenty ( Read more... )

I would sell my soul for a Facebook feature that made all my ex girlfriend's newly posted pictures look like she's gained 30 lbs and been burned horribly all over her face ( Read more... )

You know what would make Motocross a lot more interesting?

Snipers.

MoveOn.org is supporting Obama?

The same MoveOn.org that formed to support Al Gore against George Bush?

The same MoveOn.org that supported Kerry?

...

Oh shit, we've already lost.

You know, it's not that anti same-sex marriage activists exist in California that pisses me off... I can understand the tattered, weak logic that justifies their crusade against homosexuality. What pisses me off is that even if it were a bad thing, with so much wrong in this country you think they could find something more productive to be ( Read more... )

I am pretty sure that the greatest source of human unhappiness arises from the difference between how we imagine life is, and how it actually is.

Now if only we could find a way to remove that pesky imagination, we could move on to living life without dissatisfaction. Can you imagine?