Nick Seibel: so if you had to describe what "going medieval on someones ass" would look like.. what do you thin it would be ( Read more... )

Dear Old 97's ( Read more... )

I'm going to be in Paris, and then Istanbul for six weeks. So .... please don't call or text me.
I return on July 4th. I'll see you guys then, have a fantastic summer!

Awww, man. Gay marriage legal in California AGAIN ( Read more... )

So I have my last final of the year tomorrow morning at 7:30 am, and when do i start studying? Midnight the night before.

Whoo!

Good Morning, Sports Racers. Today is Monday, May 5th grab a bottle of Johnny Walker Red and a funnel because Knowledge isn't going to stop drinking until all his problems go away.

unnnnnngghhhhhbleeeeeehhhh

How long does it take a girl to figure out that it's a bad idea to tumble from one ill-conceived relationship into another?

And don't tell me it's only until they end up in a good one, because I know from experience that's not true.

Oh man. Oh my God ( Read more... )

The Human Condition:

Zits.

Marko's Hierarchy of Evaluation:
(or the three questions everyone asks themselves when encountering another animal, in order)

1. Will it eat me?
2. Can I eat it?
3. Can I fuck it?

If not, what's the point?

Mehhh.

Just kidding, I love all of you.