Hey, old man. Wanted ta know if ya'd like ta meet me in Colorado; maybe go drinkin' or somethin'. Lemme know if you're free.

- Jan

Hey. You set up the uniforms for the Pillow War, right? Where did you get the Nazi ones made?

Hey, man. You doin' anything tonight? I was thinkin' I'd treat ya out to some dinner.

Charles ---

I feel like I've been totally out of the loop lately.  Seriously, I don't even know which end is up.  But hey -- my husband got a familiar package in the mail.  I know it's last-minute, but.........I don't suppose there's room for one more in the game?

It's been a too long -- we need to have coffee and talk a while.

-- Sheila

Okay, I'm not going to ask why all of your information is in the sexual predator database, but in return I'm going to ask for a favor. I need some pictures of you. Those kinds of pictures. Preferably ones that can be blown up to life-size. I have some Christmas redecorating to do for a friend who reaaallly deserves it....

-Inspector Zenigata

Hey, you, me saturday burgers and fries? Bright lights, big city?...unless you know, your not up for it.

Triana.

I think Syracuse misses me. Do you have villainous plans already laid out for Thanksgiving? Because if not we can make it a family event. You can bring you're little fledgling evil-doer as well.

~Antagone

(In small, neat English lettering and left tacked to Zenigata's door.)

"You know if you're going to tell him, now would be a good time."

Hey you on your second hot date yet?

Hey, I know I sorta ran out on you the other night...but I'm over it (I hope) and I still want to hang out with you and I'm really sorry if you got umm...weirded out by...me kissing you...If you want we can just forget that happened.

Triana.