The Commissioner of Interstellar Affairs has given me clearance to allow a short tour of the Department of Interstellar Immigration. After being assured that you were aware aliens exist and have had continuing contact with them, there shouldn't be too many problems ( Read more... )

Ishida-san,

Would you be interested in patrolling Karakura with me? I generally do a sweep every night, but there's no obligation for you to come along all the time. I just thought I would offer.

-Kira.

Peter-san,

Are you all right? Would you like to get together and talk?

I'm worried about you.

-Jyuushirou

We have your friend. I suggest you reply back quickly, or he may... accidentally become one of us.

Wht up dog? Just got some cali dro, was wonderin if ya wanna come ovr an smoke, or I could come ovr, be nice ta get outta da mansion. s

ATTN: Skwisgaar

[It's a giant goat head rigged for pyrotechnical effects. It comes with a note:]

Your buddy Nathan said you were the one I should send this too. Enjoy.

-Zorak

[Hope this is acceptable to post here, even if it's not a text message/e-mail]

What's up dog? I recently fired my manager (see more in my journal) and Nathan was sayin' maybe you could set me up wit someone new.

Hello Monarch,

October is a busy time for Superjail, so Jailbot is much too rushed to take me anywhere. So many criminals out there doing terrible things to people in the light of Halloween feelings!

Would you mind picking me up for Miss Winkle and Mr. Greed's Halloween party? I'll be ready whenever you are.

Thank you!,
The Warden

Dude. I've got a song. Ready?

Hey r u busy tonite? <3 Kim