I've been trying to log into LiveJournal for like months. Do you know how hard it is to get a password reset done with only one arm? Thanks a lot, inconsiderate jerks at LJ!

I went to a nice restaurant yesterday with my friends. When I was using the bathroom, I decided to use the handicapped stall. Suddenly this little freak in a wheel chair started banging on the door telling me I have no respect for the handicapped. The second I stepped out and showed him my missing arm, he got all apologetic. I spat in his face and ( Read more... )

I always hear the term "Fighting Irish", so I decided to go to an Irish bar this weekend. I punched one out, and no one cared. I guess they all were too drunk to care ( Read more... )

Going home now! You guys are too smart for me! DURR.

I only have one arm, you assholes!

Before I started working at the animal testing lab as a Janitor, I used to work for an e-mail telemarking group that sent out as much spam as possible. They had to hire me, equal opportunity and all ( Read more... )

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It is impossible to hold my popcorn in one arm while trying to reach for a ticket stub in my left pocket! Because of that, movie theathers won't let me go see their crappy movies!

I hear most of the people on LiveJournal like Brokeback Mountain.

I know why, and I haven't even seen the movie!

You're all wishy washy!

I found this really stupid person complaining about stupid people! I bet they have two arms and like to flaunt it like they're some big stuff! What a stupid person. I think it's a guy, but if that were a woman, he'd probably be a stupid woman too ( Read more... )

Even that moron One Armed Jim thinks he's stupid! One Armed Jim is pretty stupid himself, so that makes the other guy REALLY STUPID!

Not as stupid as most women!

LOSERS!

I found this stupid person when I was going through peoples friends lists! He deleted all his posts because he loves his wife?

Women are really stupid! I club them with my good arm every chance I get!

He sucks!

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