When you cut someone's hair in the kitchen you are bound to get clippings stuck to your feet.

It's memorial day? oops, guess i'm not going to upstate ny for the memorial day party.

Wants to play more music and watch fewer bad 60s scifi movies, even though the latter's (sometimes) fun and the former takes extra energy.

You can be my friend, but you have to work extra hard to get into my tiramisu club

Brandenburg 6 soloist barefoot unshowered and awesome?

You know you really love someone and that they really love you back when you spend the evening in the basement together bailing water with 5gallon buckets (and 2lb yogurt containers) when the water tank bursts, and only loving words are said the whole time.

Keith gave me the weirdest book of short stories to read, and I find they are so weird that I can only read them in small doses.

Brandenburg 6 is the world's most beautiful viola joke.

I have such a huge overbite that I have to eat half of any sandwich upside-down. (No I wont get that orthodontially fixed.)

It's almost time for my first trip back to the gym, but I keep putting it off in favor of ice-cream.