*squishing noises* These things are so annoying! Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to give tomatoes teeth? What could you possibly do with tomatoes that can bite back?
I swear, I'm gonna... *pause, then, quietly* Oh shit. Who's been making them bigger? This thing blocks a whole alleyway!
*splortch!* *muffled noises of anger*
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