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[onourbrooms]

Am not particularly looking forward to school opening again. I do wish Sibyll wouldn't have holed up in her tower for most of summer, since we're getting along so splendidly now, even if she does tend to prattle on about her "wee-jah" board at times

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[sinistra]

My parents have got me and holed me up with my sisters for quality time over the hols.

I am not returning to Hogwarts because they are going to drive me to my own death. I shall be chasing this jar of Asphodel with a bottle of vodka. Adieu, Hooch.

[onourbrooms]

Certainly "quality" time, but who's the judge of the actual quality of the quality time?

Sinistra. You are returning to Hogwarts. Do not make me come fetch you. Certainly, your parents are soul-suckingly evil. But that is no reason to end it all.

... Your sisters, on the other hand? Haven't met them. They might be.

[sinistra]

Will perhaps kill them instead. Am taking irritation out on Lupin currently. Always fun.

[onourbrooms]

Yes, because that's so much less messy.

Be easy on Lupin. For all his whinging, he's had a rough time of it.

[potions_master]

Stay out of my shelves, woman.

I am warning you.

S.S.

[sinistra]

Be careful or else the S.S. Sevvie will toss your body around, break you on the rocks, and then throw you into an unrelenting sea.

[potions_master]

The vodka is kicking in now, is it Sinistra?

S.S.

[sinistra]

You noticed.

[sibyllsays]

Ouija, dear, Ouija!! What sort of diversionary thing were you considering?! Madame Zora recently gave me a FABULOUS Tarot reading that predicted a large social gathering in my future! Perhaps that is what you're thinking of?

[onourbrooms]

Well, we could always gather Sinistra, Black, Sevvie, et al in one room and get them all properly liquored up to knock some sense into their angsty little heads; but I fear the utter woe would be overwhelming and knock us all on our arses. This bears further consideration. Perhaps over a drink.

[sibyllsays]

A drink sounds MARVELOUS!! Come to the tower? I found some of your sort of liquor - dowsing rods work wonderfully on this sort of occasion!!

[onourbrooms]

Now you've got the idea.