i feel like a whale with limbs instead of fins.

thanks for asking.

i really didn't like this thanksgiving ( Read more... )

no one i know who has been pregnant recently has run into the problem i have now. i guess all of my bitching and whining about wanting it all to be over and "Is she done yet?" and "Get her the fuck out of me!!" has kind of turned against me, because now she really does want to get out, but no one else wants her out. why? because she's not done yet ( Read more... )

I've begun my official countdown to D-day. Due-date day. Delivery-Day, Day that can't fucking get here soon enough, daminit!!

60 days. 60 days from today, people. that means january 2, but we're all keeping our fingers crossed for december 31st or sooner, aren't we, because we just can't wait for our little tax-deduction to arrive. no, seriously. i ( Read more... )

Q. Why can't you ever put the toilet seat down when you're finished?

A. What, and have the next person in the bathroom think I urinated sitting down? Even guys too drunk to stand put the seat back up when they're done. This will never change. Ever.

http://www.pregnant.com is a porn site.
lucky for me i found this out when my little sister was in the room.
whoops.

in my head i've already started counting down. three months from today. 12 weeks from today. about 92 days from today. whichever sounds shortest ( Read more... )

i remember how it used to be when the sun would fill the sky.

(chances are ( Read more... )

It's a girl.

Dave, i think our children should get married. When they are much, much older, of course.