Yo Friends ( Read more... )

well ya know I'm gonna be.

I love my Mac but God Damnit I want to play some kick ass MPRPGs, Con Sarnit. Justin starting to blog again at blogspot.onehalfjew.com

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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities ( Read more... )

Friends Cuddle or make out. On rare occasions, they even fuck. It's true! Some friends can make love in the name of friendship and having orgasms, and it will still be cool. It does happen. Especially on road trips. In seedy motels. In San Marcos. It sometimes invovles a vibrator you bought "as a joke ( Read more... )

Man, at least these Catholics are doing something harmless like protesting a movie instead of blowing up abortion clinics, which is what, I suppose, they would normally be doing.

You know how sometimes you really want to rub one out and you are out of your regular lube and so you find the closest thing in the house to use. After that any time you smell the odor of the emergency lube you get instantly horny even if the smell never made you horny before. No matter what the situation, for your whole life when you smell it, ( Read more... )

My Son the Convert ( Read more... )

i have a headache like jesus probably had when he was dying on the cross
if that had really happened

j

since i last let known any of my lifes diversions to you fun folks ( Read more... )

CHIPPED NAIL POLISH
Is way better than a fresh mani. Especially in black, red, or sparkly. Only short nails, though. You can't stick fingers with long nails up bumholes, so long nails basically tell the world, "I am a prude."
See also: Candy hearts, clogs, Care Bears