Despite the 1500 miles (mostly nautical, lest we forget) between them, he remains faithfully the ( Read more... )

is that tempura in your pocket or are you just happy sashimi

no fewer than 15 no more than 20So, OK. In my new home, I don't have the internet or a TV. I have been relegated to a memeber of the nation's lap top toting underclass. Besides that, I didn't hear about the Pope untill way in the evening. I don't really care about the Pope, but apparently a lot of other people do so in that way, it is sad that ( Read more... )

it really is that easySo over the weekend we talked about Terri Schiavo. Over the course of the discussion over her condition it was brought up that her initial embolism was the result of a potassium imbalance that was inturn the result of an eating disorder ( Read more... )

So, Ok. We rolled into Angleton last night around 8:30 and went to the Ice House. It was lame at first, but as the Lone Star kicked in, it began to feel like home. Or, at least, like any dive bar in any time, USA. The band was fine, fun to sing along to. The girls, while rednecks, were hot enough, I suppose. Evidence of fetal alcohol syndrome was ( Read more... )

If someone were to have told me yesterday that by the end of today, I would have lost a parent and slept with a cousin, I would have called them a liar.

There sure are a lot of girls on my AIM list that I've at least fooled around with. Is it just me. Take a look at your own and let me know.

I know two things aboutcha and one of them's that your handsome.
The other one is your name is Jack.
You're Handsome Jack!
God Damn that is a good song about a cat.
Much better than Aye Carrumba cried Don Gato.

Last night, admittedly plowed, I called this girl that I used to hook up with. I hadn't really spoken to her in about a month but lat night at 2:30 AM seemed the perfect time to reestablish our relationship ( Read more... )

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