So, Im fucking my Dad, right? My mom walks in with my sister with this anxious look on their face. This really pisses me off because, I mean, my time with my dad is my time with my dad. I shoot them a go to hell look and they finally leave the room but like five minutes later the morge attendant storms in the room looking hella pissed which ( Read more... )

The phrase, "The Boy I Am Kinda Seeing" has popped up in conversation over the past several days. Not in any type of confrontational or negative way, it just has. It got me to thinking on the nature of relationships and the phraseology (is that a word) we use when describing them ( Read more... )

I have a good feeling about work these days. Who knew that was possible ( Read more... )

I was watching Buffy the Vapire Slayer today. It was the first episode from like 6 years ago or whatever. Niles didn't know anything about Vampires which I found peculiar and Willow wasn't a lesbian. It is interesting to watch the early episodes of a TV show to see how characters evolve, take The Simpsons for example. Homer has gotten a lot ( Read more... )

girls only go to the bathroom to pee or throw up!

i've got to keep telling myself that.

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Because, if I can't take a little bloody nose, then perhaps I should go spend the rest of my life hiding under my bed. Relation ships are wonderous, with treasures to satiate desire both sublte and gross, but they are not for the timid.
I envy you, though such a thing is not meant to last.

dear subconcious
the next time you have the good fortune to have her in one of your dreams, make out with her
enough of this existential BS
yours in christ,
taylor j jeffries

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