i had a really rousing conflict or argument on this weekend past, which i won by the way, with a cherry bar staff member.  he looked like an idiot in front of all his cool friends.  he was so deflated by what happened that his stupid, low-cut, black Shit Hot Rock Star Fringe threatened to eat his forehead off in retaliation.  i don't want to go ( Read more... )

"...scars and memories ( Read more... )

evening. is this my online community? great, let's all chill together. talk about ourselves to each other. come join my friends list. i'll fill a tub with lime for you ( Read more... )

"what do i need the bible and satan for ( Read more... )

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so look at that and marvel then, you bunch of fucking rats. i paid for this infernal journal and then when my pay thing elapsed, nothing at all changed. i'd chalk it up to donating to the community but look at the bloody community.

boiled sweets is coming out november 1st. i shan't pretend it's the best thing ever ever ever, but i think it's a nice ( Read more... )

In order to get the finest cut from the bones of a Cave Clan member, you have to catch them when they are situated at the lowest point below sea-level that can be reached using Melbourne's canal, sewage & grey water systems. This is because any increases in air pressure serve to 'concentrate' the meat of the betorched explorers, giving it more ( Read more... )

- i would like to take this opportunity to inform you that the Melbourne International Film Festival banner which was plastered all over the shop a month or so back did, in fact, portray a man and a woman kissing each other. the point of the image combined with the 'Need To Know?' slogan is to get you doing a double-take. to my mind, it lets you ( Read more... )

what you aren't doing a very good job of understanding is that in the early 1900's, Australians were reticent to use the official flag. the official flag is, in fact, restricted to use by government sanctioned/military uses under federal law, which followed the British tradition of flag use. what is the official flag, you bray? have a squiz, for it ( Read more... )

i would like to nab but a skerrick of the spare, gold-leaf moments of your cash-potential-laden time to bring to attention an anonymous poster making snappy critique of my prose by way of droll interjection ( Read more... )