dear obnoxious boy in bio lecture who is also unfortunately in my lab group ( Read more... )

dear chris,

do you have room for two?

dear roommate,

hi. it was around a hundred and ten degrees today.

if you ever turn off the AC again while we are in triple digits, i will drop you off in the desert and leave you to find your way home.

thanks,

kls

Dear young men of varying levels of attractiveness:

Please feel free to hit on me. The portly, balding janitors in their fifties are getting too high a share in this area.

Thanks,
Me

I would like to know just how it is you managed to get away with putting crack in your Pomegranate lychee iced tea ( Read more... )

It has been the unique privilidge of Depeche Mode fans for many many years to sing " I just can't get it up " to the tune of " I Just Can't Get Enough ( Read more... )

The menu is not "pre-fixed." It is "prix-fixe" (from the French, meaning "fixed price").

COME ON, PEOPLE, THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. JUST COPY IT OFF THE ACTUAL FRELLING MENU BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE RESTAURANT AND YOU WILL BE FINE.

[xposted w/ my LJ]

dear floormate ( Read more... )

Dear internetz:

Your MySpace profile is not your "Web site." It's your MySpace profile. Making statements like "You can view my Web site at http://www.myspace.com/username" in a professional context makes you look retahded, especially when you're offering site creation services.

K?~j

Dear milkshake ( Read more... )