Dear older white man buying applesauce, tuna fish and Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage ( Read more... )

Dear Dude Who Got Harassed By The Crazy Guy On The Bus ( Read more... )

When you are trying to assure me that X Street is the same as X avenue ( they aren't ) and showing me on the map where X street is ( and it's not ) , try to say something more reassuring than " I have been in this country long enough to know where the streets are ( Read more... )

Dear Roommate ( Read more... )

dear 30-something-guy-i-saw-in-the-parking-lot-of-the-strip-mall ( Read more... )

Here's a secret for you: I got my state paycheck and a sizeable settlement check today and for a split second while I was on the highway driving to the bank thought about running away like Enid at the end of Ghost World. Just packing up my little red suitcase and disappearing into another town and just starting over ( Read more... )

dear floormate 1 ( Read more... )

I fucking said the next time I see some dog owner let their animal shit outside and doesn't pick it up I'm gonna grab a bag, pick it up and either chuck at them or if they're a neighbor smear it on their fucking door so they'll have to clean it up one way or another ( Read more... )

Dear worst teacher I supervise ever ( Read more... )

dear self ( Read more... )