Dear General Public:

It it never, ever, ever, ever appropriate to call a cab for a medical emergency.

Ever.

Stop it.

~j

I hate cliches. I really do. But if this relationship ends, I'm selling my things, donating the money to charity and killing myself. The odds of finding someone that is my absolute ideal are nil. He is my absolute ideal. He is everything I ever wanted in a partner and I can't even plan more than a month in advance because he's so commitment ( Read more... )

There is some truth in so much that being male of the species, I have a penis. There is however also truth in the fact that unlike most of the males of the species , I do not do 87% of my thinking with said organ. Assuming that I will want sex in return for anything I do for you is not only wrong, it's insulting. It lowers me to the level of date ( Read more... )

Dear new academic advisor,
You are so fantastic. You teased me; that's so awesome. It helps alleviate a lot of the stress I've had from planning classes and studying abroad.
Just...thanks. You make me feel a lot better.
:D,
me.

Dear FedEx driver,

Seriously, you guys delivered a package here last week. Why the hell are you now saying my street doesn't exist? So much for two day service for something I ordered last weekNot pleased ( Read more... )

Dear Marques Colston ( Read more... )

dear woman from walmart ( Read more... )

dear girl on my floor ( Read more... )

Dear kid in the mello section with me ( Read more... )

Dear USPS ( Read more... )