If you all think that what's going down in your novels is bad, I bet mine is worse.

For example.

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I never knew what to expect from you, any of you, but most especially from you. That's right. You, the reader. First you pair me with that idiot- You've made hate homosexuality forever, witch- Then you turn me into an angsting wench- My tears do NOT fall like the spring rain!- And then, just to make it a real tearjerker, you kill off my sister ( Read more... )

"I'm going to Hell ( Read more... )

Why is it that people always think they need a hero? What is it about heroism that is so appealing? Honestly, getting someone to pay you a good buck for your villainy services is harder then getting the disillusioned fangirls to go away. The ones that call me Magus, and Sephiroth. Though, it was hard to get my hair so long, so I'm happy it's ( Read more... )

It hadn’t been that bad at first, really. Just an inkling. An urge. Something to be brushed aside ( Read more... )

It was raining when they came back after the final battle. Hell, forget raining. It was pouring ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, Boomage opened up Photoshop and clicked the scanner button ( Read more... )