No way! - * #7 *

[orangexpopsicle]

( note: at this time, olette was body-switched with lexaeus. )

This is... I don't... It's so...

...I'm a man! A big, hairy man!

Eurgh!

And oh no, homecoming is on Friday and that Seifer from down the street offered to take me and I said yes and I don't know what to do because I'm a big hairy man and big hairy men can't go to a high school

Comments

[smackulikerocky]

... I'm sorry for ruining the beginnings of your high school life.

If it makes you feel any better, I had a GRAND time trying to sound like myself when speaking to my father over the phone...

[orangexpopsicle]

Not the beginnings - I'm a sophomore. And don't apologize! It's not your fault. It's just kind of... reallyreallyreally unsettling to be in a big man's body. I'm not used to having to duck when going through doorways.

Oh gosh, I'm sorry! Try getting that "just about to cry" feeling in your - my? - throat before you speak. That should make, er, your voice sound lower.

[smackulikerocky]

It's extremely unsettling to be in a girl's body. Ah... yeah, that could take some getting used to.

"You okay there, son? You sound like the mailman just kneed you on the crotch!" He said...

I should just stick to writing letters.

[crownfire]

Hey now.

There's nothing wrong with looking like my big hairy man, kid. <3

[orangexpopsicle]

...That is so creepy!