Me: why don't chocolate chips melt in the oven?
Grubs: because they hate you ( Read more... )

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1.) Copy and paste this into your journal: <*font color="yourusername"> <*b>yourusername<*/b> <*/font>
2.) Eliminate the asterisks.
2 1/2.) Replace "yourusername" with your user name.
3.) See what color you are.
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( TV is stupid )

Today's Monday, right? I just spent the last five minutes trying to figure out if the calendar was telling the truth. Today is the 21st. Which is Monday. Which means I don't have to work today ( Read more... )

Wait a minute.

I'm watching the OPB telethon. Mostly because Rick Steves is on. I love that guy. He reminds me of that old Dana Carvey bit about this really mellow lawyer; you just know he goes home at night and goes, "mother FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

I enjoy his bit on Ireland, of course. Tonight he's going on about the Iberian Peninsula. ( Read more... )

There's a big big difference between my putting diapers on Luke and a client at work putting a raincoat on her poodle.

Big difference.

( The Diaper Monologues )

I'm having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho" always feminine, and "muthafucka" always masculine, while "bitch" can be either? How many peeps in a posse, how much booty before baby got back, do you have to be all that to get all up in that ( Read more... )

Homer had an "episode" last night with his heart. Grubs was very upset, had to take some valium. We both slept in her bed, and apparently I kept waking her up with my snoring. No one has witnessed my slumber in about four or five years, so it was kind of nice knowing what strange things I do when I'm unconscious ( Read more... )

Work was all right today. A bit boring, since TND decided we (slang for "you, not me") had to get rid of the clutter on the counters. Like I know what the fuck to do with all this shit? You tell me, and I'll do it. Luckily, RT was there, and she jumped on the chance to rearrange things. I helped, of course ( Read more... )