Eh. Post-show depression for a show I didn't like. I didn't think it was possible.

I never know what to do with myself after a show has closed.

"I want to play this by the book. Unfortunately, I feel like I can't read."

Clearly, the manner in which I approach women is flawed. I don't really know why I'm posting this. It seems like everyone knows that already. Maybe someone has some life-changing insight.

"There's blunt, and then there's Ben."

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Sometime I focus on something so much that I drool all over myself.

"There's just no way to creep you out."

"Well there are a few actually. One of them invovles sticking a couple fingers up my asshole. I have to not be expecting it, also. But we won't talk about that."

• Christianity
• Toilet paper

I thought it was so great, I felt the need to share it with the world.

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"We're hanging out tomorrow. Well, today, actually."

"Oh wow, it is today already."

"Yeah, it's been today for awhile. Actually, it's always today."