"You're like a puppy!"

"Yes, except that I don't shit all over the floor, and puppies don't know how to give head."

I want to make toast art today.

Who's with me?!

It's one of those moments where I can't tell if my eyes are tearing from the lonliness and the loss or from being so tired.

It is also one of those moments where I decide that sleep is a good idea, for it will bring a new day.

(12:10:24) Maile: how would you sum up the history of the world in 3 words?
(12:10:41) Anakin89: Everybody Hates Jews

From Kai's Sound Handbook:

Theatre without scenery is "modern," and theatre without lighting is radio, but theatre without intelligible sound- whether produced from a human being or coming out of a loudspeaker- is mime... and nobody likes mimes.

There's only one way to get experience...

In the news today: Forecasting Doomsday

From Slashdot's summary:

James Lovelock, the planetary scientist famous for his Gaia Theory, writes in today's Independent of his belief that it is already too late to divert an environmental catastrophe which will see much of human civilisation destroyed. Fearing it too late to be green, he instead ( Read more... )

Tonight, I talked a guy into forgetting about the pretty girl that treats him like a boy-toy but is a self-proclaimed "commitment-phobe", and convinced him to date my ex-girlfriend.

Why?

Because she likes him. And I like to think I'm a nice guy.

First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards. - Mark Twain

(23:46:26) Me: how are you doing?

(23:46:32) Sara: well

(23:46:48) Sara: does 22.5 / 70.5 and 14 minutes left to work mean anything to you?

(23:46:53) Sara: hehe because it means community college to me.

(23:47:30) Me: what?

(23:47:46) Me: wait

(23:48:20) Me: 22.5 percent done, 70.5 percent left, 14 minutes left to work

(23:48:31) Me: but that ( Read more... )