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I am a mighty frustrated hunter
I met my enemy, a tasty plump mouse.
It quaked in my path.
I circled, ready to tasty sweet, succulent, mousy victory.
... and then the humins took it away in my shoebox and let it go.
I HATE THE HUMINS. -
a fine, fine night
I see that the humins are honoring me this evening. I see them watching the Oscar Awards on the tee vee. Yet, I seem to have not gotten my invitation. My caretakers must have hidden it from he. I hate them so.
Still. Yis. A show to pay tribute to me. As it should be.
Hamsalamibacon. -
my life is empty
I was licking my ballsack, and I was theenking.
My life is empty, much like my ballsack.
I mean, I was looking at my empty ballsack and I was theenking, "have you ever looked at your ballsack.. I mean, reallllly looked at your ballsack?"
Deep, yo?
Yiiiiis. -
holiday gifts list
Some of the things that I would like for ChrisHannuKwanzFestivKumquat:- sammin
- the head of Lassie
- tuna
- the 5th Avenue Cat Clinic residents as my harem
- cod
- a new smoking jacket
- a sammintini
- eel
- all the catnip on the planet
- trout
- a Wii
- smart drugs
- yellow tail feesh
- a feesh market
- all the feesh in the world
- Thing In Wall
- world peace
