The humans that live here bought plane tickets yesterday.

They are visiting Salmon Land, and they aren't taking me with them!

OOOH. I AM. SO. MAD!

Even worse - they're also going to Salmon Land NorthI'll bet you they won't even bring me salmon back. I hate the humans so ( Read more... )

I hear this... noise in the wall! I want to kill it!

Um... did I say that? No! No! I want to play with it! Yis!

Hellooooooooo! Thing In Wall! I hear yooooooooooou! Come out! I just want to talk with you!

Thing In Walllllllllll!

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There is nothing I enjoy more than biting the flesh of the male human.

I'm not allowed outside to bite birds and squirrels. I have to make do with what I've available to me.

Tonight, the humans ate salmon for dinner.

Finally, they acknowledged my superiority by gifting me with choice pieces of the fish.

I devoured the salmon with gusto.

Salmon - nectar of the gods.

I shall now go bathe myself in the front window.

The laser pointer light.

The red dot taunts me so.

MUST.

KILL.

Finally - I can say exactly what's on my mind!


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Fly on the wall.
Moth on the wall.

Must... KILL them.

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Sometimes, when I feel a bit peckish, nothing is better than biting the male human on his shins. I enjoy doing this - even moreso when he yells at me to stop. When that occurs, I simply bite him more.

It's the simple things in life, really.