OK, so this was written for the_spin, who wanted a fic where Robin and Barney torture the nurses. This only vaguely covers the prompt, but I hope she likes it anyway ( Read more... )

So far on HIMYM the Soap Opera, Barney's out in California, being depressed about Robin and James, while Lily and Ted are trying to figure out what the hell's going on.

( Lily and Robin's chat )

(da_phoenix13, I am blaming you. Also, caps by digitalius.)

I have loved Bill & Ted since I was about eight years old. It's basically what Doctor Who would be like if the writers decided to smoke a whole lot of weed. Two kids, Ted "Theodore" Logan, and Bill S. Preston, Esq., who are trying to start a band called the Wyld Stallyns. However, neither of them are ( Read more... )

Barney hadn’t asked her to marry him since he’d died.

The realization hit Robin all of a sudden, out of nowhere. When she thought about it, she felt silly - it’s not as if they ever were going to get married, even when they both had a pulse. But whenever the thought came back to her, she felt a little sick.

So, one night, when she was lying ( Read more... )

“Your music is entirely too trendy, Ted. Do you change all of your songs at the end of the month?”

“Hey, at least I don’t listen to country.”

“Country, Scherbatsky? Really?”

“Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks. They’re classics! What do you like, then?”

“Hey! Give me back my iPhone!”

“Ha! Sandcastles in the Sand? You’re listening to that ( Read more... )

It wasn’t long after her split (could you call it a break up if there had been no relationship?) with Ted when Robin discovered twenty boxes of Kraft dinner in her cupboard.

“Ted?”

“Yeah?”

“Why did you buy all of this?”

“I didn’t. Anyway, I thought Canadians liked Kraft dinners.”

She threw a box at his head.

* * *

Kraft ( Read more... )

OK, so this is almost shamefully fluffy. I blame it on my super-depressing drabble from last night. Based on a prompt by
hellolamppost17 .

Title: Natural
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 330
Warning: sexual themes
Summary: They gave each other what they needed.

( He could go from one mode to another in a blink of an eye, like he genuinely felt everything at once. )

Well, this is a horribly depressing drabble that I wrote for the multifandom drabble-a-thon. I blame idioticonion for the prompt, as per.

Title: Infidelity
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Summary: One of them cheats. The other reacts.

( I don't want to hear it )

OK, so this is like the first piece of long fan fic I've finished in forever. I'm not 100% sure of it, so please tell me if it's shit or something. Anyway, my first Castle fic ( Read more... )

All for him_tbbt_100. The last prompt was "Email" and the current prompt is "Music". So yeah.

Title: Miscommunication
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing/Characters: Barney/Robin, Lily
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Summary: Barney explains his latest plan to Lily, who is less than impressed.

( The funny )