In case your slow and you haven't figured it out yet, I AM NO LONGER USING LIVEJOURNAL. I've converted to GreatestJournal, namely because it gives me 1000 user icons for free, photo storage, and is a PERFECT CLONE of LiveJournal ( Read more... )

Kif: Umm, not me sir ( Read more... )

Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?

This was taken from a friend of a friend's LJ, I thought it was neat and symbolic of me as a person for the most part. Especially the one w/ Abu.

Fry: This is nothing. In high school, I used to drink a hundred cans of Cola a week, right up to my third heart attack ( Read more... )

Neutral President: If I don't survive, tell my wife "Hello ( Read more... )

Leela: Then you'll be fired ( Read more... )

[Fry turns around and quickly puts the holophoner down ( Read more... )

My parents promised if I got all B's, they'd buy me a bar, and I got all C's ( Read more... )

but you can't bring him back this way; it's hopeless ( Read more... )

Glurmo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory ( Read more... )