screw everything i've been waiting on.
i'm done waiting.
life's too short.
i'm just going to go out and take something.

( cut for length and suspense factor! )

jen posted her top 5 favorite songs, and it seems like a great idea right now, so, ( here are mine. )

if you're up and at a computer anytime between RIGHT NOW (8 AM Utah, 9 AM Ohio?, 10 AM NYC)
and two hours from now,
CHECK ME OUT YO

ANDROGYNE ( Read more... )

OR ( Read more... )

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random ( Read more... )

sure they think you're hot and stuff
but do they know how to wind you up?

WOW GWEN STEFANI
WOW
YOU ARE TERRIBLE

Elizabeth Taylor's Going through a Dry Spell

Crazy old woman: I'll be back soon. Are you married?
Newsstand guy: Uh... No, I have not married.
Crazy old woman: Would you mind marrying me?
Newsstand guy: Uh... I have not married.

--92nd & Broadway

Overheard by: he was pretty attractive

overheard by ME. i submitted this! this makes my life.

here's the thing about right now ( Read more... )