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Okay, so. Yeah. Getting water from the river and purifying the hell out of it is a pain in the ass. Whoever drugged the fountain water, do us all a favor and knock it off the next time you get that idea into your head. Save us all some time and effort and just don't do it. Thanks ( Read more... ) -
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Okay! Freaky monsters and people saying the fountain water tastes weird. I'd call it another regular day.
Except not. I saw one of those things earlier. When I shot at it, it... melted or something, I don't know. All I know is that one second I had it in my sights and the next the thing was halfway down the street. If you made those things, Wesker, ( Read more... ) -
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I, uh...
I'm sorry about that, Elena. I really am. No... no hard feelings, okay? I wasn't myself.
...I don't wanna talk about what happened over the past week.
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No sign of the others, Captain Wesker. Maybe that guy who talked about monsters was right about this after all. It's been pouring down rain. The funny thing is that it smells really foul. Almost like pennies. You know, that coppery smell.
I haven't found anything really useful yet, and I-
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Richard? Forest? Hey, guys, if this is about the thing with the mess hall and the salt shakers, I apologized already. I wasn't even the one who did that! It was that moron Ryman from the patrol unit that put cayenne pepper into the shakers in the first place. Come on, guys, Jill's gonna be mad if I don't show up to help with the night shift ( Read more... ) -
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You know, I've heard of "dogs of war". But I'm no mutt, so whoever put that poster up with my name on it either has a weird sense of humor or a weird taste in pet names. Seriously, it's not funny. I'm not a showdog or anyone's pet. I'm a human being.
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Never been so happy to wake up and hit my elbow on the wall in my life. At least it's my own elbow, not somebody else's. And hey, Ada held to her words and ran me the beer and cigarettes and the barbecue potato chips. Who knew that I'd be able to make a stockpile of junk food? So I guess I owe the gods that much for the body swap.
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You know, somehow I figured I'd be somebody else by now. But nope. Still him. Still needing to eat a lot of food to keep myself going.
And still not happy about this.
Wesker, you better have not done anything to my body, or so help me God, I'll do something really rash once I'm back to normal. I'll... I don't know, I'll steal that Daylight I saw in ( Read more... ) -
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This is the worst day ever, I've gotta say.
Leon? Do me a favor. Go find the god that did this and shoot it for me. A lot.
Ugh. Okay, who woke up with my body?