Your Penis Name is: Dirk Diggler

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k this is ever so amusing, as i just watched Boogie Nights the other day, with my g-unit.for those who dont know its about a porn star who went by the name Dirk Diggler.

i am in need of a roommate.....i believe i may have found a place to live, but i cannot afford it myself, as its $700 for a 2 bedroom. ANyone interested, let me know, its at fraser and broadway....sketchy i know but its really not that bad.....including utilies its about $800...for march 1st if possible ( Read more... )

so its amazing what a few days and a few small events can change your entire outlook on life.all in one day too.first i was suspended for my first time, and i have to say that ive never felt freer and more alive in all of my life.my back is still a bit sore, and squishy..i can feel airbubbles under my skin.....its kinda creepy.....i need to get a ( Read more... )

thanx to Mr. Foxx, i now possess the ability to sneeze sideways........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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so yeah i got a new piercing the other day.....finally got one of the pics back, more to come soon as soon as i steal some still shots from the video
BE WARNED! NOT WORK SAFE! IF YOU DONT WANNA LOOK AT MY FRESHLY PIERCED COCK, DONT LOOK.
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bloody pics, not work-safe and not for the faint of heart.more to come soon.
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so i went through with the scapling. wasnt that bad, not nearly as long as we thought it would take, and it didnt hurt very much, until he started to go over it the second time, then it hurt. oh well, apparently the pics that were taken are complete shit, so unfortuneatly i dont think there will be any pics of my bloody back, though there is a ( Read more... )

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