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DEAR DIARY,

TODAY I ATE THE FOLLOWING FOODS.

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PARKINSON IN.

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT DRACO AND I ARE BACK ON AGAIN. SO ALL YOU BITCHES BTFO MY MAN, K? OR I WILL TEAR YOUR SHIT UP OLD SCHOOL.

ALSO, IT APPEARS DRACO IS A VAMPIRE NOW. WHICH MAKES OUR LOVE EVEN MORE EPIC, IMO.

PARKINSON OUT.

ALSO, HERE IS OUR SONG.

ATTN: CAN'T FIND DRACO. I AM DEPRESSED.

BRB EATING ICE-CREAM AND WATCHING PRIDE AND PREJUDICE.

ATTENTION ALL. I CAN NOW BE FOUND ON AIM. I AM PANSYINYOURPANTS.

BECAUSE THOUGH YOU MAY NOT HAVE REALISED IT YET - BUT SOONER OR LATER I WILL BE IN YOUR PANTS.